Lindsay Lohan, doing a cracked-out magazine photo shoot

From Radar
Other Linnocent news: she announced on a radio show that she is currently boycotting Glee: “I don’t watch Glee. They have made a load of snarky remarks about me. I don’t know why.”

Maybe they make fun of her because she’s a humorless, crackheaded sociopath CHILD?!? What’s weird is that I TOTALLY believe that Linnocent has literally NO IDEA why someone would mock her or make fun of her. In her own delusional mind, she’s incredibly awesome.



Lindsay Lohan certainly isn’t shy about flashing a little skin!

The troubled actress left little to the imagination on Saturday as she stripped off in the moist Miami heat for a photo shoot for Plum Miami Magazine.


Lindsay, 24, showed off her assets as she posed wearing a trendy nude colored swimsuit.
The Mean Girls star jetted there from Los Angeles Friday morning for what’s expected to be her last trip before she is scheduled to surrender to authorities. She is to serve a two-week incarceration after pleading no contest to a theft charge.


The Miami Beach shoot is to accompany an in-depth interview for the magazine’s July issue.

Earlier Saturday, Lohan was spotted smoking on the balcony of her penthouse hotel room and enjoying the sunshine.

Angelina questions, and she even fielded questions about international incidents.

Once again, meh. I might have to turn in my Brangeloonie Platinum Membership Card, but I am so not excited about Angelina’s Bosnian film. I think the whole thing - while made with good intentions - sounds like a hot mess, a disaster of epic proportions. I’m not looking forward to the release, because I feel like Angelina is going to bashed soundly, and she will deserve a great deal of it.


Press conferences are a strange beast of journalism in any case, but try going to one about a cartoon Chinese bear featuring random, impertinent questions from reporters from seemingly every continent on the planet, except for maybe Antarctica. Then throw in the incongruous pairing of Angelina Jolie with Jack Black and Dustin Hoffman, and you might get close to the bizarre experience that was the Kung Fu Panda 2 press conference at Cannes this morning.


The questions centered mostly on Jolie’s children, Jolie’s motherhood, Jolie playing tough women, Jolie playing a tigress, Jolie’s great popularity in China, what Jolie thinks about bin Laden (“I’m here in the context of Kung Fu Panda; I’d rather not get into such a heavy issue”), and when Jolie was going to come visit China. No one asked when Jolie was going to adopt a Chinese baby, but we got there five minutes late.

The last time the Kung Fu Panda gang was at Cannes, Black accidentally spilled the beans about Jolie’s pregnancy, and then Hoffman spilled the beans about her due date, overtaking the news cycle. This time around, both kept mostly quiet, seemingly amused by the single-mindedness of the room’s hive mind. Not prompted by any question, Hoffman leaned into the mike and said, “I do feel if we had a male director, I would have had a bigger part.” Later: “Since I finally got asked a question … ” One reporter asked the group, “Where do you find inner peace?” Hoffman replied, “I’ve never been so at peace as I am at this moment, being this famous, in front of all these cameras, and sitting next to Angelina.”


When another reporter asked the group about their favorite cartoons growing up, Hoffman said, “Being perhaps the oldest person in the room — if anyone is older, please stand now — I remember the first film I ever saw was Bambi.” No one stood. He also cited a rendition of Pinocchio in which the puppet lays too close to the fire and has his legs burnt off. “What version did you see?!” asked a horrified Jolie.

When BRAD PITT filmed a totally uncredited cameo for the new Bosnian War film/ love story baby-momma ANGELINA JOLIE’s directing, it was just for a giggle – he and Ange thought it’d be fun to see whether moviegoers would spot him in his blink-and-ya-miss-it role playing a soldier shot by a sniper – but suddenly, Brad’s brief scene’s NO laughing matter.

Director Jolie just fired the first shot in what’s shaping up to be “World War 3” with the film’s producers! Said a behind-the-scenes insider: “Trouble started brewing when Angelina turned over the final cut of the film, which still has the working title of ‘Untitled Bosnian Love Story’ – but at three hours screen time, it’s way too long. It needs to be cut to two hours and a half, or less. After viewing it, editors recommended cutting Brad’s surprise cameo. It’s a short, valiant death scene – but not significant to the story line, so producers told director Jolie to chop it.”

Angelina’s “Tomb Raider” response: I’LL BE CHOPPING, BOYS – BUT IT WON’T BE BRAD’S SCENE! “She was furious, and immediately pulled rank as the film’s director and writer,” said the source.

“She told the powers-that-be that Brad’s scene stays… period! Angelina knows that because the news that Brad shot the scene leaked to the press, fans will thrill to the challenge of trying to spot the superstar – so she’s flatly refused to ‘kill’ her live-in’s death scene.”
And why would producers kill a built-in publicity coup like that? Stay tuned.

Aniston. This is exactly how she sounds

Here are some new pictures of Jennifer Aniston in Sephora yesterday, New York. At first I thought, Vivienne Westwood dress was orange, but more of an orange, pink, red, right? There Cuckoo tits! And wonky hem. But it's still nice to see them in bright colors, and should work more often, this type of colors - that are consistent with things much more than neutral, and black is generally used. Even when she finally changed her hair, it remains true to his face, right? Ugh. I will not discuss, sorry. This is a good look at them as a whole.

Aniston was dressed up to Sephora, because it is finally (?) Launches its flavor, "Jennifer Aniston" in the U.S.. Celebuzz still call him "Lola V", and if you call "Aniston", so who knows? You too can smell like you just Butler'd: bones left, then on the beach naked with a hangover, with a great pedicure. You can also smell Aniston: Spirits.

In other news, Aniston, had the opportunity to read the entire star in a news magazine cover this week, summarizing 2008 Buomo lover Brian says everything about the star Jennifer hopes, dreams and hopes about their future. Now I read everything ... is very incomplete. I do not know a man who speaks directly to his former mistress heterosexual Brian says Aniston. Brian and Aniston only, for example, month, date, and as he talks about it ... Well, I have conspiracy theories, you know. Here are a few "WTF?", Also the lines from the interview:

"Jen came up to me ... I was only on set for seven hours, but the old content, says it best:" I had hola! "I had a huge crush on her ... it was impossible not to! In the end, it's certainly not difficult to understand, and when combined with the head, intelligence and sweet nature ... I let my guard and was open to in rent "

"I'm a hundred percent sure that parents do very well! She smart women, smart, who know what they are doing."

"I stuffed my face with her sweet conversation, beauty, care they showed me ... I have no time with Jen, because she was famous and successful. It is because of the conversation, the first time we talked. You are true, sincere and charismatic. "

"Actors have to live, obviously, to get used to this lifestyle. If you are in a situation like a celebrity, like a prisoner in a jail cell is very expensive. Must be for Jen to have difficulties in this type of bubble. Life is not something I feel very bad for them, you see - the bubble has some advantages murderer, but if it was the kind of control it makes it difficult to find someone, of course romantic ... I just want to fix the set of files., Jen in the state of happiness. I want to be happy, and I think it is. It is a beautiful, intelligent and a wonderful person! "

"They gave me was clear, sir. It makes you smile and laugh today. It was fun. But we were made for each other. Jen and I had time, time."


[From Star Magazine, print edition]

Sounds like ... Aniston. That is exactly as it sounds. This kind of language you use. "I had to drop their guard and opened to hire for" Fu is like the backbone of the self-help books. Now I left my hat conspiracy. Some theories:

* Aniston or someone in your public relations team writes these things Brian and said that only a star's easy money, and Aniston.

* He's dead, gay, and that is really exceptional, and only one nurse for help. Fabulous!

* He is straight, and his relationship with Aniston was in reading self-help books and self-esteem is based on another (Brian: "You're so beautiful," Aniston: "You deserve love, you're amazing!"). This ratio in 2008 was the last time Brian was so lucky.

* All this type of regulation Aniston drunk and / or Chelsea Handler ...? This probably makes more sense in the Cape, where they were doing shots with a cabin boy.